The experience of a fire and/or a heat wave at the same time as an earthquake.
Hey did you hear that we had another California Shake n' bake last night. Josh I'm from California that is just Tuesday.
Jaylen is the Jay to everyones Len. He is like gunk to your ears, with the most contagious laughable voice. Although he may judge retarded illogical girls, he still sees the best in them and everyone else. He always thinks he knows it all, however, Jaylen just happens to end up with dumb idiotic groups of people who help him sound like Einstein's IQ was nothing but a fraction to cover up a decimal number. When he is speechless, it usually means he is judging you. But when he laughs, he is still judging you. He has the smile of his father, but a laugh of a penguin trying to flee a supermarket owned by lions. He unintentionally changes his hairstyle, more frequently than his shoes. Jaylen is very understandable and although he may not relate to many original experiences, he "gets it (like your mama would)."
Navah: "Do you know what the word Nigga means?"
Jaylen N: Sighs in disbelief, but then LAuGHS
Jaylen N: "I just saw a semi-truk plow through antelopes."
best couple ever. sym you wish your relationship was like ours
wow are jack n liv still together? they’re the dream couple
The N. S. A is a American security agency. N. S. A literately stands for national security agency.
The N. S. A investigated the crime.
when you hop on discord with the bros just to kick it. occuring more since the pandemic discord n chill is when you and the boys get together on discord basically to just dick around. activities include screen sharing to watch new episodes of Attack on Titan or youtube. other activities may include however are certainlity not limited to: camming up to show the boys your new secret labs chair, new bong, lmao this type shit.
at it's essence discord and chillin is kickin' it with the boyz, yet digitally so it's got a 21st century vibe to it. talk about online stuff is prominent yet unplanned. there is no real agenda to dicord and chllin other than to dick around
homie1:yo wanna discord n chill later? we still havent finished the last episode of Berserk so
homieA: ohhh yeh bruh i get home at 9 so by 10 start screensharing it in voice channel lmaoo
homie1:werdd ya heard?
After a long day at work you get a Boston cream donut from timmies then you microwave it stick you dick in it and it after you cum. Perfect sweet and salty combo
Jack N Snack: When you fuck a Boston cream donut then eat it:
Fast-n-furious is a dance move recognized when an individual suddenly skates away hastily - when they are questioned about some action that they took earlier - that in retrospect now appears to have been done too fast-n-furious...
He: Can you believe that the US DOJ approved that guns be provided to foreign drug gangs - that they then used to kill Mexicans and Americans...?
She: No, but I did notice how fast-n-furious the AG left the room when he was asked about it..!
He: Do you think justice will be done to those responsible?
She: Probably depends on how fast-n-furious the folks that run the paper shredders and hard-drive erasers can re-act...