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If you been nice you get headpats by the holy hand
Cat: please! No more headpats!
The Holy Hand: *doesn't listen*
In video chat forum classes, when ypu use "rqise your hand" tool, but then forget to "unraise" the hand, you are left with a Heritage Hand icon on your screen...an old hand symbol that is out of date.
Teacher: Is that you with another question?
Student: Oops, that's just a heritage hand, sorry.
Meghan: I'm about to sister slam hands (SSH) with Samantha tomorrow.
Tohmas: OMG. REALLY? Why!!
Its a Super Rare Disease that only 1 person on the whole earth has in which someone has an extra hand on their hand
Wow he has an extra hand on his hand he must have extra hand syndrome !
In card games (ex. Poker, Uno, etc.), The Hand Man is the person who assumes he's got the best winning cards in his hand.
In business, The Hand Man or more commonly known as the Right-Hand Man, is a very important assistant who helps someone do a job.
Example 1, Card Games:
John: " Aw c'mon, my hand is so bad. Well I'm screwed."
Elliot: " Mine is manageable, I wonder who's The Hand Man."
Sarah: " This is an interesting hand..."
Amy: " You guys are so dead, I'm The Hand Man."
Example 2, Business:
Secretary John Wilkins' is The Hand Man of Vice President Elizabeth Fischbach.
Autoerotic Asphyxiating whilst hunting for deer in the Pocono mountains.
Guy 1: Jimmy went on vacation to the Poconos
Guy 2: What's he doing there?
Guy 1: I heard he's doing a Pocono Hand Relief
The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.
Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress