Gay Hole

When ketamine is taken to the degree that people spontaneously embrace their homosexual proclivities and passions publicly with no fucks given as to who is watching. They may be locked in this amorous mutual hole for hours.

Omg did you see those two gay hole in the middle of the dancefloor last night? They took so much ketamine and were so deep in their own make out session no one could tell where one hole started and the other hole ended.

Blow-holing

When you’re sitting in the bathtub and the tip of your penis floats above the surface of the water such that your urethra is exposed to the air.

I was on the phone talking to Joey in the bathtub totally blow-holing.

soupy hole

Big sweaty nuts in dad jeans

That old man has a soupy hole after cutting the grass

Guardian Hole

The hole you dig for yourself while expressing liberal angst

When I realised I'd insulted him I dug myself into a giant Guardian Hole explaining that I though she was wrong and silly and was just repeating what she had said... I didn't agree with her at all.

Johnsonian hole misdirection

1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.

2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.

3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar

A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.

black hole of time

You or someone's asshole.

Your mom really gave me a good time with her black hole of time , last night.

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MCAT hole

The period of time where your entire life is dedicated to preparing for the MCAT test and thusly you forgo and miss out on a lot of other things.

I’m so sorry I can’t go to the sorry. I’m in a 4 month MCAT hole.