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Green fingered

Related to nature

Hi josh you are green fingered

by Scienceethan June 6, 2020


green chipmunk

The 'gamma' of the group. The 3rd in a trio and has grand delusions of being the top dog such as in the Chipmunks.

Brett: 'Samo is the green chipmunk in our group.'
Anthony: 'I agree.'

by Burnzer September 22, 2017


Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.

"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."

by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021


Red and green

Kind of like Christmas colors, blood is red, money is green, and those are the two colors most people no matter their surface shade of skin are thinking about most of the time. Even the colorblind.

Red and green is what is on most people's minds most of the time.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021


Green Genie

A sex move performed with the following steps.
1.While fucking a girl and smoking a joint stick the joint in her pussy
2. Punch her in the stomach so that she contracts with shock
3. Rub the pussy as the smoke escapes (a green genie being rubbed out of the lamp)

Did you hear Brad gave Emily a Green Genie last night?!

by laMP of the green genie September 27, 2021


Green Turd

When Your Black friend is black and takes a shit or diarrhea depending on what they ate.

THEODORE IS THAT A GREEN TURD ON MY FUCKING COUCH!!!

by The Fucking Couch May 11, 2019


greenness envy

The anxious feeling that someone else has a better reputation than you for protecting the environment.

Everyone admired my new Prius and the solar collectors on my house, till my neighbor bought an all-electric car and put up a wind turbine. Now I'm suffering from profound greenness envy.

by bglassman April 7, 2010