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The time of year when fast food restaurants feature seasonal seafood. Generally coincides with the Christian holy season of Lent in early spring, which requires individuals to eat pescatarian or vegetarian diets for the 40 days before Easter.
“Popeyes has their fish sandwich and shrimp box just in time for Mardi Gras. Fish season is really in full swing”
The t-shirt used to wipe off your face after a long cunnilingus session, usually taken off and forgotten about for a few days then found on floor and put back on now smelling like YOUR FAVORITE FISHING T!
She asked if I was actually wearing my FAVORITE FISHING T from the other day?
Your mom says it reminds her of us, when I wear my FAVORITE FISHING T!
Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.
Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
A term used when kidnapping someone in hopes of getting paid big, even if unlikely to succeed.
Hey boys, let's go miracle fishing today! Maybe we'll get lucky this time.
To have a message reacted to (mostly in the form of emoji reactions on Discord), by the 🐟 emoji, to display that one believes said message is worthy to be reacted to by a 🐟 emoji.
tf is the deal with fish reacting i don't get it
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This man above me, fish react him.
"Matt Fish-ing” someone is when you say you'll talk to someone, but then don't answer your phone."
Did you talk to John? I was supposed to, but he Matt Fish-ed me all day.