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When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"
"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
"Cow Juice" is a whimsical and utterly delightful dairy product that captures the essence of joy and laughter straight from the heart of the pasture. This unique milk is not your ordinary white beverage; it's a creation of contented cows who can't help but chuckle as they produce it.
Box: Hey Kalvin do you like Cow Juice?
Kalvin: Yea man it makes me laugh in utterly delightful giggles
Box: Real
One of many kinds of cow extracts. Delicious to some, poisonous to others. Essential for the survival of civilization.
Jane: Have you got some cow juice for me?
Eric: Of course, it is solely responsible for the good in the world, why wouldn't I have some?
It could be milk or it could be another white substance
This is a Bahamian term for sex
bui last nite i was juicing homegyal
When you're teasing someone and busting their balls. Friendly banter that shouldn't be taken seriously.
Joe: Why are you being such a dick?
Bill: I'm just juicing you man, relax.
When you squeeze a man’s penis outside of his fruit of the loom underwear.
Woman: are you prepared for the juicing?
Man: mmmff hmmmff🥸