(Verb)- a passage of time (best spent on company time) where an individual is occupying the throne room and the throne bearer is simultaneously on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies and also pooping
Zoom poops are the best way to get paid after a few breakfast tacos from Taco Bell
When you mute and turn off the camera in a Zoom to go poop really fast so no one notices.
I was in this long 2 hour meeting and had to Zoom Poop twice. Glad no one noticed.
When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.
Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.
She darn drank to much dam poop goopin everywhere
Poop goopin- have been drinking so much you poop goop yourself
Deification that occurs after drinking Metamucil. This usually involves only a few large logs Of poop and only requires a single wipe of the anus.
Took a sip of my coffee and took a huge Meta Poop.