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Having sex that involves, in some way, a New England Lobster.
Dude, I got a lobster out of the tank at work and we all did the New England Nasty!
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A situation that occurs when I group of guys get together to gang-bang a girl, but the girl leaves right as the event is starting. The guys then end up fucking each other instead.
Me and my boys were going to run train on this bitch, but she bolted and we ended up in a New Jersey train wreck.
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The act of one man ejaculating onto the palm of another man, who then uses the seamen to lube his penis during masturbation. This is commonly used in saunas for when gay men arn't ready to get it on.
After dozens of New Jersey Soap Pumps, everyones prostate was aflame, but the night had only begun.
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"When someone tells you to kiss them where it smells funny, you can bring them here."
This is the new New Jersey state slogan.
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A spoiled brat rich female that is ONLY good for sex. Usually from Bergen County.
I was hanging out with this New Jersey Hot Pocket last night named Simone. I hit it and bounced. What else...
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An act in which a male and a female have anal sex while the female has bad diarrhea, and shits herself because of this. Then, what is left over is a pile of stinky brown and green shit.
Carrie Ann: "You know what my adopted black son did with his girlfriend?"
Bill: "I do, someone said that he gave his girlfriend a good old New York Sewage System. They said that shit stained the floor green for months."
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To call someone out in terms of an argument ; to call someone out for their words.
"They're being such a bitch and spreading rumors. I'm about to rip them a new asshole."
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