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A tool on facebook used to get other's attention. Like the facebook feed's endless scroll, the function depends to some extent on dopamine. But even more, it carries sexual connotations as a phallic gesture, prompting users to use it as a flirtation device (even if the two pokers aren't exactly on the same page). For this reason there is long standing debate as to whether the function is distinctly sexual. One thing's for sure though, it gets people excited, and puts some (perhaps lonely people) in the mood for procreation; its simplicity lends it to become a fertile ground for projecting one's desires.
"Hey John, I think Lisa loves me."
"Why's that?"
"She gave me a facebook poke after the party the other night, and we've been poking each other constantly since"
"You don't think she's just bored and happy to see a friend?"
"Doesn't that mean she's dtf?"
"Is that what love means to you?"
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When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.
Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!
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This is where someone on facebook will constantly poke random people because it has become somewhat of an addiction
John: i wish mary would stop chain-poking she has poked like 50 people today
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verb~slang~spoonerism for the act of partaking in marijuana.....jeez you ppl are stupid! Get it right!!!!!!!!!!
Little Johnny: "Hey man, would you like to poke some smot?"
Little Timmy:"Drugs are for losers!"
Little Johnny:"You wanna fly, you gotta buy."
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act of lovemaking ;)
ello darlin fancy a poke of the whiskers
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wen a guy is getting head and he pokes the girl in the eyes so that she pulls away and he then skeets all over her clothes, leaving her blinded and sticky.
I poke and bounced that girl last night man!! It was fucking halarious
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When a guy is getting head and he shoves his penis down the females throat causing her to choke.
Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend the old "poke and choke".
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