Lost at sea

Water (namely bath water) containing cum.

Wanking in the bath should be cleaner because your jizz should be lost at sea, instead of wanking in bed which can ruin the tissues and stain the bed sheets.

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Lost in the bush

when a womans vagina is really hairy and the mans penis cannot be seen when inserted

Tasha: Is it in?

Ollie: i dont know im lost in the bush..

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Lost In Disneyland

the statue where one is out of reality, not in tune the with the world around him or her.

I think he's lost in disneyland again, no getting to him now...

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lost credit

Expression used to acknowledge a haters non recognition or approval for an act, ability or skill.

Ex1.
Starter: Why coach got you riding the pine, sun?

BenchRider: Yo! I went up strong for the block, but dude made it anyway.

Starter: Yeah, thats some straight up lost credit.

Ex2.
BenchRider: Yo! I think fine shawty three rows back wanna bang me, but her ugly friend is blocking.

Starter: Yeah dawh, you lost credit.

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Lost Fish

While doing things in your bedroom that should only be done in the Beijing Olympics, your Jamhammer breaks off in the course of sex, leaving your Nemo stranded in the sea of darkness, never to be found again.

John Twilliger: Man, I heard your dick broke off in Bethany Bartholomew.

Old Teddy Winchester: Yeah, she caught my Lost Fish. Shit hurt like a mug.

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LOST Balls

Similar to "Blue Balls," this is the phenomenon that occurs when a fan of the show LOST is anticipating the next episode or the outcome of the most recent pre-commercial cliffhanger, only to be let down when they discover that their questions are left unanswered.

Brian: "I thought for sure that they were finally going to reveal the Man In Black's real name."
Melinda: "Sounds like you got a case of LOST Balls!"

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Lost Intention

When you have an urge to do a good deed but can’t proceed From apprehension

Couldn’t tell this guys he stinks I think from lost intention

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