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The bowl of clot-like chunks of turd and muddy water residing in a toilet bowl as a result of one's having a bad case of diarrhea. Other tastey additions sometimes include a urine broth, corn, chewing gum, coins, blood and the occational pube or asshair. T-paper my be added for texture and asthetic appeal. Season to taste.
I went into a public bathroom and some schmuck had left a bowl of poo stew. He even put some garnish on the walls and the back of the toilet.
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There are 10 stalls in a restroom, all are empty, except the one you are in. Another person comes in, surveys the situation, decides to shit in the stall right next to you. Only 2 possible reasons. They want to smell your shit vapors and/or want you to smell theirs.
I ran into a poo snuggler at work twice this week. The smell was beyond rancid. I want to scream "Why are you shitting next to me when there are 9 other stalls open!!?"
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When ones bowels suddenly revolt and overthrow the status quo of unsoiled pants.
Oh man, you better pull over here! I think that shrimp at Cap'n D's was bad and I'm about to have a poo d'etat in my pants.
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When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.
Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.
Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.
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When you sit on the toilet because it feels like you have to take a massive dump, but all you do is fart for 10 seconds or more continuously.
I thought I was going to drop a soccer ball sized turd in the sears but all I did was let out a 14 second fog horn blast of Farty Poo.
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A non-stick poo. The kind of shit that leaves no trace on one's rusty sheriff's badge.
When you wipe your arse after taking a dump but there is nothing there. The poo left no trail or trace on the loo roll or your sphincter. A Teflon Poo.
When you stick your finger into your butt and wiggle it around ,pull it out and there is something on it that you can't see but you can smell,thats poo goo.Also known as potent aphrodisiac when held under subjects nose.
I PUT MY FINGER IN MY BUTT,PULLED IT OUT AND HAD POO GOO ON IT.I COULDN'T SEE IT BUT I COULD SURE SMELL IT.
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