Croix-Rage

To absolutely lose your shit because of the ineffectiveness of a technology, system, or institution.

Please don't tell him the convoluted method they use to decide where to seat their customers. He'll Croix-Rage for sure.

Crysis Rage

The feeling you get from playing Crysis or Crysis 2, when you get owned by an aimbot mofo ai from campaign or a massive hacker noob found commonly in Crysis 2 more so than the original title. The leader of hackers in Crysis is Browny. A mega hacker who lives in a VTOL. He will aimbot you.

Crysis fanboy: OMG im winning this match!

'Hacker joins' instantly winning

Crysis fanboy: OMG you fucking hacker!

Hacker: hehe i own

Crysis fanboy: FUCK YOU!!! NNYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA

Result: 'massive raging heard in background on mic' Crysis rage!!!!

Raging Nathan

When a man has an erection so hard his veins pop out

lads he's got a Raging Nathan

Rage Shit

Verb
To be angered so far beyond your breaking point that you are compelled to drop trou, spin around, bend over and aim your asshole at whoever is causing this stress and open fire a bird shot blast of hot brown liquid rage at them.

After waiting for 2 hours and being ignored by the staff at the urgent care, I lost my shit. Literally. Receptionist told me to please have a seat and be patient. I said I’ve been patient for 2 god damn hours and went off on a rant, ending it with a spray of mud as I rage shit at her before angrily waddling my wet slippery ass on out of there.

raging mongrel

uncontrollable, sizable erection

'crack a fat'

its like a massive raging bull in ur pants

(me) "I wonder what happens to emos when they
get a raging mongrel inside those jeans?"

when McLovin saw the blonde chick he cracked a raging mongrel. he tried to cover it up but was unsucessful

Rage Hickey

The art of giving a girl a hickey in revenge for a night of making out and "pleasuring" her without her paying back the favor in any way.

Peter gave Jane a rage hickey after he fingered last night and she didn't touch his penis.

raging river

When someone takes a piss that is powerful enough to burn a hole in the toilet, it is called a "raging river"

1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power

1. Tom, your piss is so powerful, it's a raging river.

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