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Father McGruder, a.k.a. "The Kung Fu Priest", is a character in Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive/Braindead". He always calls for divine intervention and kicks ass for the Lord.
Father McGruder: "This calls for divine intervention!"
Father McGruder: "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"
Guy #1: "What is the name of the Kung Fu Priest in that one movie with Peter Jackson, zombie babies, and the Lawnmower scene?"
Guy#2: "Father Jon McGruder, he kicks ass for the Lord."
Some girls like fat guys because their fathers were fat. So you play on that. It's the Fat Father Syndrome- the F.F.S.
Brendon: Fat Father Syndrome?
Coach: Yeah- girls have fat fathers, all right?
Brendon: Mhm.
Coach: So when you're fat, you remind girls of their father.
Brendon: Right.
Coach: Done deal.
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Nickname for a Catholic priest who has the unfortunate distinction of being the hottest guy in the parish. The epitome of unattainableness & a constant source of frustration for Catholic schoolgirls.
Girl #1: OMG have you seen our new parish priest?
Girl #2: INORITE? Father What-A-Waste should make going to confession interesting!
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The baddest of badasses
people who listen to good music
"Im the father of all motherfuckers"
A father, who does not believe anything you tell him. The most common example of this is not believing logic, science or not believing proven science or logic or anything else for that matter.
This is a Example of Idiot Father Syndrome.
(Father with IFS) Don't drip water on the carpet, it will stain.
(Child) No it won't, its just water it will evaporate.
(Father with IFS) It evaporates in your dreams!
Your father is your male parent
Your father is a mother and you have 2,147,483,647 mothers and you killed your father and Selena killed you A N D H I S N A M E I S J O H N C E N A . . . T H E F A T H E R O F S E L E N A
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When you beat off or rub one out while looking at a picture of or thinking about the daughter of your buddy (18+).
I rubbed one out thinking about Poe's daughter last night, so now Poe is my eskimo father in-law