When a guy ejaculates and farts at the same time.
My girl likes thunder jizz, so I ordered taco bell.
The act of sperm coming back out of the vagina.
"Whoa man u got it all over my sheets!"
"No techically SHE re-jizzed all over your sheets" (:
TV series about a ghost whisperer who stopped talking to the dead to started giving happy endings to the living.
Come to the light little sperm. I'm the jizz whisperer.
A derogatory term for a whore/slut.
Hey bro isn't Veronica such a jizz princess?
Oh yeah man, total slut
A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.
I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.
Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.
Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?
Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.
When a girl takes on a load in her mouth and passes it on to another female friend who happily recieves the seed by kiss, or laying on her back and letting the first girl drip/spit it down on her.
"I keep getting spam about jizz swapping, what the hell is that!"
-anon
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