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A group of excelled individuals who have formed a young gentleman's club in order to promote unity and organised drinking within a group dynamic. Each member brings their own unique and special attributes to the club, be it their individual take on barmyness or extremely strong banter. Entrance to this elitist and profound club is on an invite only basis and a series of tasks and initiations must be passed before granted membership.
The Barmy Army frowns upon anti-banter and 'banter sappers' and also doesn't permit disloyalty such as, 'I'm not hammered, I'm Birmingham hammered!' Such comments result in members being re-initiated and discriminated against.
Members of The Barmy Army take this gentleman's club extremely seriously and intend to rival The Masons.
i strive to one day meet a member of the barmy army.
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despite what creepy pervs say, playing army is a pickup line that works. works like this.....
guy: hey do you wanna play army?
girl: whats that???
guy: when i lay on the ground and you blow the hell outta me
half of the time it works because its so funny
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a huge mass of enemy troops that pop out of nowhere. Comes from Rainbow Six Vegas 2 terrorist hunt, when you see one soldier but look again and find 10 P90s pointed at your head.
1: Hey get that guy.
2: Ok.
1: Oh shit wait theres a whole bridge army out there.
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When you're doing a girl, you suddenly yell "ACH" and have twenty friends run in wearing kilts and then gangbang her until you all jizz inside her.
From then on, you refer to her as "haggis"
Girl: Did you really give martha the Scottish Army the other day?
Guy:Who, Haggis? Yea that was pretty fun.
Girl: She's in the hospital.
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It is a female in the Army that has whorish tendencies and proves herself to be a whore based on:
1. Having sex with multiple men, usually her married or involved peers.
2. Has sex with her NCO, assuming it will help her earn rank faster.
3. Has sex with several guys in her platoon.
4. Prides herself on being "Army Strong" while showing her whorish behavior on any social media platform by posting mostly nearly nude or nude photos.
Example 1: I saw one of the new recruits on instagram, she's the typical Army Thot. Most of her photos were mostly nude and a few in uniform. A few guys already ran through her in our platoon.
Example 2: Michael said he would rather dated a civiliian than an Army Thot, he explained how common it was for the Army Thots to sleep around with many guys in the same platoon.
Army Thot Army Whore Army Slut Platoon Whore Typical Easy Access Sex STDS Black White Female Free for all Low Class Low Rent Common This Days Army Whorish {Whorish Tendencies Skanks
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A group of slacktivists whom on twitter tweet disinformation, conspiracy theories and promote child sexual exploitation.
Twitter has banned the twitter accounts of numerous members of the trutherbot army for doing tweets promoting child sexual exploitation.
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An army of snowboarders whose signature trademark are grenade gloves. They are known for their exceptional riding abilities. Led by general Danny Kass.
The grenade army just siezed the half pipe.
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