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After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.
I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !
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The space inside of a Person’s Anal Cavity
The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches, Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons inside of your ‘Ass Womb‘.
A classy way to call someone an 'ass eater' giving off the impression that you are a classy person, even when insulting someone.
"Don't talk about Samantha like that you ass eaterton!"
An Anus stretched out enough to park a car in.
Bruce has a bad case of garage ass since the fleet is in port!
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When a person looks more thicc than the last time you saw them.
Ethan: “Ayo, bruh. Did you see Stacey’s new profile pic? She got hella thicc over the summer!
Steven: I know! She got that ass update.
Dice that have been shoved inside or near an asshole. Shoving dice in your ass is a classic method of 'winning' board games even if you don't technically win. Pair with finger foods during game night with your least favorite friends :)
ass dice really put the 'crap' back in 'craps'!
n. One who packs any object into his or any other mans rectal cavity. Generally one that is called an "ass packer" is known for engaging in intercourse with another male (i.e. fucking him up the ass) although the penis-to-anus contact is not necessary for one to be dubbed an "ass packer"
"Sam Compton is such an ass packer. He'll stick anything up there"
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