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Gordon the tank engine went to Disneyland with ur mom and then they went to the toilet and then to the bed without ur dads knowledge.
Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy with urmom.
This mean that the girl or man has ate ur rubber dick accidently or can also mean aybd rubber dick
Im so sorry paula aybd last night it really was high quality almost chockes xo xo or son i saw your rubber dick last night please tell me it was ur girlfriends ate your rubber dick aybd
When an object is Under your ass ,
Dude 1: bro where’s my phone ?
Dude 2: dude you’re ass ate it
Where my phone ? You’re ass ate it
Phrase used when something important can't be found because that one manager who always sticks things in random places was the last one to use it.
"Where's the box cutter?"
"(Manager) ate it"
Looks like a very stuck up, pissed off person; unapproachable
I was going to talk to that lady but she looks like she ate a sour mouse
when a mf says something with full arrogant confidence thinking they did something and are proud of themselves for it but in reality they just annoying and they look corny + are ratioed just by saying it
someone says a your mum joke and flicks their hair as if it’s literally 2013
- “you thought you ate that stfu”
When you try to think of an excuse
Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic