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Long-Haired Balding

A Long-Haired Balding is the next level of faggotry following a "Neckbeard" In the scale of weeaboo faggotry. Weeaboo > Neckbeard > Long-Haired Balding. Long-Haired Baldings look like trolls, usually having gross dirty long hair and balding at the same time due to being old by this point. This form of weeaboo is also mentally insane and is so obsessed with anime and japanese shit that he will do whatever to get anime shit, even kill, especially if he is sad and angry. The first Long-Haired Balding was recorded being seen at this dinky Japanese arcade. Being there for so long his weeaboo power level grew so high he evolved into the Long-Haired Balding.

"Man, look at that Long-Haired Balding over there playing IIDX. Hes passing 12s and putting those NeckBeards to shame."

by DJDuane May 06, 2009


Bald Beef Socket

the main appendage that would be found hanging between the males legs.

Yo Doggs.....did you make her deepthrote your Bald Beef Socket.

by Jay November 27, 2003


bald eagle

if the male places and penetrates the females vagina (the dudes head is in her vag)

MELLISSA SKELTY. BRIT BRUN bothe have bald eagles as pets.

by asdfghjkl12 July 21, 2009


fat bald nigga

an overweight African American (male) who is just a annoying piece of shit

person 1: yo theres this big fat bald nigga at the park

person 2: shut up you not my twizzy

by Rxzz February 08, 2023


bald knob Arkansas

literally just a tiny town in the middle of nowhere. there's only 2 restaurants and there's not even a stop sign. tbh the redneck Capital of Arkansas.

those rednecks are probably from bald knob Arkansas.

by riles:) August 10, 2016


Gigolo Pattern Baldness

When a man with prolific body hair shaves his pubes, and only his pubes leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.

I shaved off my short-curlies, now it looks like I've got Gigolo Pattern Baldness!

by Bubert Samson May 01, 2013


Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004