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A Scottish term coined by a Mr. McLean meaning cum, jizz, semen, spunk, baby gravy, DNA yogurt, pork mayo, the baldmans tears or hotdog flavoured water.
It's steak and blow job day. She's getting my banana jelly for dessert.
An extremely sad anime that will hurt for the rest of your life.
Friend #1: i just finished banana fish.
Friend #2: wanna cry together?
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Another word for blowjob. A banana jubilee can be talked about in front of the public-at-large to avoid eavesdroppers being jealous or suspicious.
"I got an awesome banana jubilee from Stacy yesterday!"
Banana Friday is a tradition where people wear yellow colored clothes on Friday. Eating bananas is also strongly encouraged. When people are asked why they are wearing yellow, they must exclaim, "because it's banana Friday!"
Anyone can start a banana Friday movement so long as two or more people wear yellow clothes on Friday.
Person 1: Why are you all wearing yellow shirts?
Person 2: Why because it's banana Friday!
something late 90's and early 2000's highschool kids used to say a lot. its when a male uses a banana and puts it in his pants to trick the female thinking it's really his
sydney: man dylan's good!
bria: wdym it's a B.B
sydney: what's that?
bria: it's a banana boner
sydney: so it's not really his?
bria: nah
A perfectly yellow, ready to eat banana that a woman puts in her purse to eat when she is on the go. However, while in transit, the banana becomes overly bruised, bounced around in the bottomless abyss that is her purse.
Ultimately, by the time the woman gets to her destination, the banana is brown and mushy.
By the time I got to work, my yellow banana turned into a purse banana. I had a few unsatisfactory, mushy bites then I tossed it.
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That long, massive, curved, "banana" shaped dump you take when you eat something unsettling.
Look at that giant shit banana Paris Hilton left in the bath room stall! She must've eaten some mexican food.
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