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not ready

It's when you plan on doing something but your time management is shit so you end up not being ready on time or when you are not ready to do something

I know you think you wanted to see me, but you're not ready yet, you'll know when you're ready and then I'll know it too. There is no rush. Take your time.

by Im7 October 13, 2023


Ready Rider

A guy (often times a dope boy) who sleeps with all his clothes on so that he is always ready to ride out.

Man C-Note does not look comfortable sleeping on that couch like that.

He’s a straight Ready Rider.

by WhiteMike1 June 20, 2018


Fuck ready

Properly prepared for sexual intimacy-Washed, Shaved, Fresh breath, Clean underwear, nails clipped, waxed ext

My New Years resolution is to spend more time being fuck ready.
That bitch showed up fuck ready!

by Tktktk333 October 27, 2019


white boy ready

A white boy ready to fuck at a drop of a dime

My ex said she prefers white boy ready guys

by Ain't hard to find July 13, 2023


Born ready

Born circumcised like Noah, Jacob, and Joseph.

"Jacob's Mohel didn't have what to cut... he was born ready"

by urban schmurban December 27, 2023


money ready

when u got the money to pay the plug

stoner: yo bro can i get an 8th?
plug: yo for sure, i’ll be there in 10 make sure you’re money ready

stoner: bett

by lhbkjnjhbuygthjmnhcfgy8 August 19, 2023


Southtown Ready

When you’ve reached a point of inebriation that has you OK with rocking out to the song “Southtown” by the band POD without a hint of irony.

Person A : John is cross eyed and drooling and it smells like he might have shit his pants.
Person B: Sounds like John is Southtown Ready

by PapiRyan July 11, 2021