Dike-bike

Smaller more feminine version of a motorcycle; generally driven by female motorcycle enthusiasts.

Hey guys, there goes Angie on her dike-bike.

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Ghost Bike

An Electric (EAPC) Bike which has been manufactured above EAPC (Current UK Legal requirements) by exceeding the following:

Its electric motor:

1) must have a maximum power output of 250 watts
2) should not be able to propel the bike when it’s travelling more than 15.5mph

Thus meaning that the Ghost Bike is illegal as it is over powered and not registered with the DVLA and not displaying a valid registration plate. Meaning you can Ghost Finger with ease when a Gatso speed camera takes your photo.

I love my Ghost Bike, its just a shame the Gang Stalkers abuse it like they have me.

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Accidental Bike

When you're playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl as Wario and accidentally make him ride his bike, which can often be a pain in the ass.

Example 1:

Person 1: Oh Crap, stupid Wario got on his bike!
Person 2: ACCIDENTAL BIKE!

Example 2:

Person 1: Aww man, I just accidental bike'd!

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bike keys

The tools of choice of bike thieves. Most often it is the 24" bolt cutters which can cut most any lock or cable. Heavy-duty U-locks are easily cut with an angle-grinder in 30 seconds. Older ones can simply be picked with a bic pen.

Damn, my wad is getting thin. I think I'll take my bike keys out on the town and earn me some more dinero.

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Bike Pikey

A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.

"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.

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Bike blocking

When you're riding a bike and a moving obstruction keeps you from passing, turning or doing anything really except putting on the brakes.

Hey dude...Quite bike blocking me! get to the side.

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Dyke Bike

When calling somebody a "dyke bike" you are essentially calling them gay, stupid, or lame. Can also be referred to as "that bike".

You can be a dyke and not ride that bike, but if you read that bike you are most certainly a dyke.

Being a Dyke Bike is a bad thing, avoid riding that bike at ALL costs.

Joey: I'm the coolest person ever.
Chaz: Nah son, you're riding that Dyke Bike.
Joey: You're right, YOU HAVE ONE KILL ON YOUR HOOOOSTTTT!

Joey: Yo Chaz are you ridin' that bike?
Chaz: Ova Dova.

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