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Spinal Biscuit

A sex position often involving the male bending the female backwards until her vertebrae, under the stress of being bent so far back, snaps forward a piece of vertebrae out of the females mouth. After said vertebrae is out, the man will bend it in a biscuit shape and put it over her vagina and then eating her out.

"Dude I'm so fucking full after having Spinal Biscuit for breakfast." - bro 1
"Really??? I thought that was illegal in the state of Washington!" - bro 2

by That other different other guy April 25, 2020


Sittin’ on a biscuit

Have to take a poo!

Whew, I had a big breakfast! I’m sittin’ on a biscuit.

by Summit Waterboy July 26, 2018


chunky biscuit

an over weight teen trying to be cooler than he is

what the hell is that fat retard doing, he's such a chunky biscuit.

by the original chunky biscuit January 17, 2012


Kathy Biscuits

kathy biscuits are delectable treats made by anyone named kathy. Quite favorable among weinerbutt nelsons. Some say they taste like waka flocka.

Maybe she'll bring kathy biscuits." "Those kathy biscuits gave me the skitters.

by crankdatbur December 7, 2010

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Naughty biscuit

Sexy bitches who love sex with butter.

Fuck me with I can't believe it's not butter now.... I love to naughty biscuit.

by Ticklemeelmo May 1, 2014


Mountain Biscuits

Any hunt-animal's testicles. Such as: Deer, Elk, Moose, etcetera.

Kid: Pap, I got that buck!
Grandpa: Good job, son.
Kid: Thank ya, pap, let's go get him.
Grandpa: Okay, you stay here I'll be right back.
Kid: MMMK
5 minutes later
Kid: where is he?
Grandpa: Down that hill, let's go drag him out.
Kid: Grandpa, he got antlers but no..... stuff.
Grandpa: I chopped the mountain biscuits off fer ya, didnt want to do that didya?
Kid: Ewww, no way. Thank you, grandpa.
Grandpa: Your welcome, son.

by dockoty94 June 5, 2010


dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses

1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub

by matthew mc December 4, 2006