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There are two kinds of inverted blumpkins:
1. To masterbate while shitting on a girls face.
2. To take a piss while getting your salad tossed.
Susie wanted to try something new, so she gave me an inverted blumpkin instead of a regular blumpkin.
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The same as receiving a classic blumpkin (a blowjob while taking a dump) BUT with the slight variation that you ask the nice young lady or man to wear a jack-O'-lantern on there head while they do it.
Dude you know how I got rid of all of my pumpkins after halloween? I had my girlfriend give me a pumpkin blumpkin everyday this week!
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one who is damned to give blumpkins for the rest of eternity. usually likes them
george w bush your mother your grandmother your aunt your next door neighbor your baby sitter your sister etc.
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Similar to the Jizz Grenade. While recieving a blumpkin, you shit in a big balloon rather than using the toilet. Then have 6-9 of your friends masturbate to you and your partner and then when cumming, jizz into the balloon. Once the blumpkin reciever is cumming, he then jizzes into the ballon. They then throw it at a victim yelling BOMBS AWAY!!. This makes a prank that a victim will never forget for many many years.
Alan: Man, Mitch is such a fucking dick.
Nick: Hey tomorrow lets build a blumpkin grenade so we can teach that bastard a lesson!
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receiving oral sex on the toilet with the runs or very bad diarea.
I took a mean ass shit last night but my girl came in and gave me a rusty blumpkin.
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Getting a kiss from someone while taking a dump.
Man I was hoping for a full blown blumpkin but all she did was give me a kiss....damn blumpkin lite.
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When, in a reversal of the normal blumpkin, a man eats out a woman while she's taking a fatty dump.
John gave Polly a blumpkin pie in exchange for the blumpkin he had received just moments earlier.
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