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A 3-A high school in China Spring, TX. The worst place to go if you're looking for support from your fellow classmates and peers! It's filled to the brim with stuck up jerks and preps that are just waiting to cause drama and get all in your personal business. If you want a challenge, and never-ending stress, and ridiculous break times due to the fact that the school doesn't want to lose a single penny on taxes? I happily suggest you go here!
China Spring High School is horrible
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A hilarious fake argument between George Bush and Condoleezza Rice. Rice begins explaining that Hu Jintao is the new leader of China, but Bush (obviously) interperets her as saying, "Who is the new leader of China?". *Note it IS fake just in case there's any idiots out there who think it's real.
Rice: Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush: Well that's what i wanna know. Who is the new leader of China? (Hu)
Rice: Yes.
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There was a young man from china
Who wans't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
cut off his cock
and now he's got a vagina.
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An erection in public.
Abbreviated to Big Tilch.
Uh oh. Big Trouble in Little China...
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A sexual move involving four people, including at least one Asian. For maximum pleasure allow for two girls and two guys. The move is executed by putting yourselves in girl/guy/girl/guy order on a staircase. You place a girl facing up the stairs on her knees. She is giving head to a guy lying on his back on the stairs. His face then connects to the next girl as he eats her out. The girl that is getting eaten out then gives head to the final guy. This gives the allusion of the great wall of china. An Asian is completely necessary.
Hey Tyler, lets go do the Great Wall of China
Sure who should we use, Abbey or Brynn?
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Also known as “China’s Great Revival.” A slogan by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) to restore China to its past glory as one of the greatest civilizations in the world following its defeat and humiliation in colonial and war times, and Mao’s decades-long totalitarian rule that impeded the motherland’s progress economically and scientifically.
Few critics could deny that leveraging on the policies put in place by his previous three predecessors, Comrade Xi has transformed China into a wealthy major power with a modern military and advanced tech sector, while cracking down on political opponents and getting tough on big shady businesses and filthy rich individuals. No doubt, the new emperor is boldly preaching about “Make China Great Again!”
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a famous quote from the China town film, also refers to the extent to which you are going to take them down a peg or two, generally assuming that chinatown is far away.
You're in so much trouble,
yeah so
you're going down,
i've been down before
i'm taking going down to china town
oh
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