A comment designed to intentionally offend or harass someone on the internet.
EX.
p1: this song fireeeeeeeeee
p2: did u no p1 is a bastad that hates blaks and doesn't care about kids in africa
p1(replying to p2): bro wtf is wrong with you
p3(replying to p2): p1 did that??
p2:(replying to p3): yes and he is fatphobic also
and then everyone hated p1 and got him cancelled because p2 was a comment wolf
Ex2.
p1: I am vegan
p2: ok karen
p1: bro what
p2: ur a vegan karen who doesn't like it when people eat meat
p1: are you dumb
p2: no you are vegan
p1: bro stfu
p2: you have failed me.
p1: what???
and then p1 get really mad over p2 being a comment wolf
Guy 1: Why is Guy 3 saying Guy 4 is all these horrible things in broken English??
Guy 2: Dont worry about him he's a Comment Wolf
When a someone posts something thinking it’s based, when it is infact widely accepted, non-controversial, and has no one arguing in the comments.
High like low comment ratio, implies that the poster may possibly not be a human but instead is infact an automated bot account, or a human with NPC like tendencies which can fool people into presuming it’s a bot.
This usually requires highly tribalistic & partisan behavior. Meaning there may not be anything critical or based with that account’s other posts. This is specially true if that account has repeated occurrences.
There is a direct correlation between posting controversial matter and getting many comments.
Generic Dude: “Fuck Trump”
4,300 likes and 11 comments.
12th Reply: High Like, Low comment ratio
1👍 1👎
Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.
It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.
Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.
2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.
Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?
Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.
Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.
The act of commenting random phrases on facebook posts just to be an annoying homo.
Post: watching the office. lol
Comment: where am i
Comment: i like nike
Comment: Linkin park is the best
John was comment spamming on all my posts last night. He is so annyoing.
That place where being racism, sexism and facism are glorified.
Person: by a scale of a to z how racist are you
Instagram comment section : N
The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.
The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.