Gid the Cook

The sole god of bronies, and nothing else.

All the bronies bow down to Gid the Cook, their god.

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Cooking duty

The cooking of excrement.

"Honey, it's your turn for cooking duty this week!"

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Bad Cook

Someone who tries to cook, but is poor at it, and uses bacon as a cover up. Also one to not cook wild game correctly, forcing people not to like wild game, and trying to make there bad cooking not the reason, use bacon. AKA - food band aid

Mike thinks he is a great cook when he cooks wild game, but really is a bad cook.

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cook salmon

Bang pussy so hard that it evolves to a lighter shade of pink like salmon cooking in an oven.

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I cooked that salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I had to cook salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

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cooked spaghetti

The act of comparing the stiffness, or status of your labido to cooked spaghetti which is limp and lifeless.

Jim was not into Megan, he was cooked spaghetti.

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cook it up

It's a dynamic phrase that could be used to say someone's attractive, or if food looks good. It's antonym is "cook it down" which could mean that someone's nasty, shouldn't sport that type of clothing, or if the food isn't as good as you thought.

(hot chick jogs by) "Mmm, cook it up!"

"What's for lunch today?"
"Chicken fajitas."
"Mmm, cook it up!"

(someone girl's pasty ass crack hanging out) "Uhh, cook it down! Cook it way down!!"

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Dane Cook

A so-called comedian who is mildly amusing in small doses. Any full length show or DVD has been banned by the world community as cruel and unusual.

"Hey, did you hear the new torture they're using at GTMO?"
"Oh right, I hear they're forcing EPWs to listen to or watch Dane Cook. They spill both their secrets and their lunch after that!"

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