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The error message Miss Corona saw when she visited Satan’s website, which had crashed as a result of tens of thousands of his ambassadors accessing it, who felt defenseless against the half-dozen vaccines currently available in the market.
When Covid-404 popped up on her screen, Ms. Corona knew that her days on Earth are numbered, and that it’s time for her to get ready to journey to other planets to carry on her deadly mission.
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After the Baby Boomers are killed by COVID-19, the new strain of coronavirus that will be released by Millennials and Gen Zers is COVID-20, intended to kill off their parents’ generation so that no one can stop them from taking over the world.
COVID-19 rocked! Those Baby Boomers were fucking everything up for our future!
Totally! And we’ve got COVID-20 so no one else can stop us!!!
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A deadly virus that has started the apocalypse that has us trapped inside while the government lies and lies to make us less comfortable.
I have Covid 19 the deadly virus we are screwed
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When you form a crush over text messages during a pandemic but cannot see if it is real due to quarantine.
I have a Covid Crush, I don't know if it will work out because we can't go on a date.
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When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.
We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!
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Very extroverted, wild, and fun people stuck in quarantine from Covid 19. A very energetic person who hates social distancing. A person normally behaving like a crackhead who is now slowly being driven to insanity by being shut inside.
I feel like a covid crackhead now.
You're a covid crackhead aren't you.
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