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COVID-20

After the Baby Boomers are killed by COVID-19, the new strain of coronavirus that will be released by Millennials and Gen Zers is COVID-20, intended to kill off their parents’ generation so that no one can stop them from taking over the world.

COVID-19 rocked! Those Baby Boomers were fucking everything up for our future!

Totally! And we’ve got COVID-20 so no one else can stop us!!!

by builtforspeed March 16, 2020

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Covid crackhead

Very extroverted, wild, and fun people stuck in quarantine from Covid 19. A very energetic person who hates social distancing. A person normally behaving like a crackhead who is now slowly being driven to insanity by being shut inside.

I feel like a covid crackhead now.
You're a covid crackhead aren't you.

by Pitagirl101 March 31, 2020

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Covid 19

A deadly virus that has started the apocalypse that has us trapped inside while the government lies and lies to make us less comfortable.

I have Covid 19 the deadly virus we are screwed

by 7234 May 12, 2020

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Covid crush

When you form a crush over text messages during a pandemic but cannot see if it is real due to quarantine.

I have a Covid Crush, I don't know if it will work out because we can't go on a date.

by Syl-Sam April 5, 2020

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Covid cut

A haircut performed on one's self during the covid-19 pandemic on account of all salons being closed.

(via video chat, said sarcastically) "Nice covid cut dude..."

by DrDanno April 6, 2020

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covid sex

When a girl wants to finger another girls pussy so hard that she feels it in her eyeballs like a covid test

Let's quarantine together and have covid sex.

by Paulandfrieda October 28, 2020

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Covid-0

when covid never existed

covid 19 more like covid-0

hey shut the fuck up

by JaydensRandomDefinitons May 6, 2020

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