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crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)

"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"

by SSPink January 18, 2006


Jacobs Crotch

Someone who loves blow jobs

She was a good girl, she loved a glug of luke warm white of Jacobs Crotch

by TopBanana1701 February 3, 2017


Crotch Hop

Sex with multiple females, individually, in one day or night. A crotch to crotch conquest.

What a night. I did the old crotch hop. First Becky. Then Rachel. Then Cassidy. My balls were dry.

I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018


Crotch Cuddle

(v.) - When a penis, in an effort to feel cozy and warm, snuggles up inside a nearby vagina. The sensation would be like enveloping oneself inside a wet snuggie, sitting by a fire, and reading a nice book.

Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.

Kyle was feeling really horny, but his girlfriend Sophie just wanted to cuddle. They compromised, and crotch cuddled all night long.

by OG Vanilla Bone February 5, 2014


Crotch-boy

A word used to describe a male who stinks of sweaty ass and/or crotch that can be smelled within a 3 feet radius.

Jeff: Is that swass I smell?

Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.

Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.

by kingpin202 November 24, 2009


lumber crotch

a whore, because she always has wood in her.

what a whore.
yeah, she's a lumber crotch.

by prettypinkprincess<3 February 27, 2011


chewbacca crotch

An unusually hairy genital area. On men so hairy that it can shroud a small to medium sized penis. oOn women so hairy that it obscures the ability to find the flesh crack.

Carrie is hot, but when we we got down to business she surprised me with chronic chewbacca crotch. It was so thick I couldnt find the pussyhole or the ass.

by walterc February 9, 2015