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Someone who smells like mildew but to give them a more creative name.
Dang milton dew smells like mildew.
Pixies that pee in the morning
Hey Carl, look over there, it's dew pixies
Testicular sweat. Moisture in the groin area caused by activity or wool pants.
"I worked out for 2 hours this morning, and my shorts are soaked with scrotal dew".
The ebonic version of the soda "Mountain Dew"
Hey Bitch while your up get me a moppin' dew
Simply complying to something, but when what you’re being asked to do takes under 5 minutes.
Ariana: “Can you get me my chicken leash, its on the countertop.”
Daniel: “Will dew.”
One who follows one of the several Mountain Dew centered fan-pages and online communities and is a staunch supporter or dedicated seeker of Mountain Dew in its many forms.
Dew Heads can be found searching local businesses for long departed flavors of Mountain Dew.
One of the best accomplishments a Dew Head can attain is to find a specific flavor that is very rare.
Dew heads can also be found displaying their knowledge of the best flavors of Mountain Dew, however, unlike other fandoms, they are often open to the opinions and passions of their compatriot Dew Drinkers.
A: "I heard Jimmy's one of them Dew Heads."
B: "Yeah, I heard he even works at a Sheetz down the road."
A: "...do you think he could hook me up with some Baja Blast?"
You are rotting from the inside out because you drank too much dew. Dew could be Mountain Dew or moon shine; this matter has yet to be deciphered. More information soon after I gather undercover information.
I have dew rot.
Why?
I drank too much dew bro.