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A person with a holier-than-thou (aka, 'I'm-way-better-than-you') attitude who thinks they're righteous in every way and thinks that absolutely everything mainstream is revolting. Note: these people exert every effort in making it seem like they do not care. Also, they heavily deny that they are hipsters and hate other hipsters for fear that The Cribs will hate them forever.
Person 1: Fuck, it's that hipster douchebag from English class.
Person 2: Aw, man. Let's bail before he/she starts bitch-talking about Paramore or something.
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1)A person who is a leader, but who treats others as less than themselves, and who one might like to see fall from grace.
2) The absolute worst Douchebag.
3) Fucker or Mother Fucker
George W. Bush is absolutely a Douchebag Soufflé.
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Arch-nemesis of Charming Joke Telling Douchebag.
Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: "Watson you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"
Guitar Douchebag : (sits down in corner with guitar, starts strumming chords) "Hey look at me! I know four chords!"
Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: (under breath) "I'll get you next time, Guitar Douchebag. Next time!"
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When one takes a douchebag, deep fries it and shoves it up Fred Flintsone's vagina
That episode of the Flintstones last night was a little disturbing. I didn't know Barney was capable of pulling a fried douchebag
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Someone who has no other point in life than to make your existance miserable. Usually ends up with a short, ugly girlfriend who cheats on him... only because he cannot do better.
"Rob, why did you go from Erika the hottie to that ugly girl Sammi?"
"I don't know, I couldn't do any better. And she was willing to f*ck before I even asked her out."
"You're a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG."
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Someone who decides if their previous statement was a joke or not depending on people's reaction.
If it is recieved positively, they will not call it a joke and simply keep going.
If it is recieved negatively, they will try to gaslight people into believing that the statement is a joke and put down those who try to call them out.
before any reaction however, they are in a superstate of joking and not joking. Hence, the Schrödinger's Cat refference.
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 1: "woah wth dude?"
Douchebag: "I was joking why are you being so sensitive?
Person 1: "Schrödinger's Douchebag much?"
alternatively,
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 2: "I agree"
Douchebag, to themself: "I love being a Schrödinger's douchebag"
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A form of a t-shirt neck derived from a v-neck. The difference is a douchebag neck shirt cuts very low, usually to show off man cleavage
Tim used to wear crew necks, then he started working out and wore v-necks... now he just wears douchebag necks.
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