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A toilet that is a lengthy distance away from the origin. A term used only when one has had too many alcoholic beverages causing the distance to seem more lengthy than it actual is.
Only for use by a fair-dinkum Aussie who is so smashed that he cannot see the urinal he has just fallon onto. Asked to a complete stranger that the fair-dinkum Aussie has never seen before or will see ever again.
Ay mate, it's a fair way to the shooter innit?
That shazza goes fukin 'ard 'ay I hear; I wanna shag her but its a fair way to the shooter, I don't think I can make it.
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laissez faire Capitalism means buyer gets a tail-light warranty
Even modernCapitalists should be against laissez faire Capitalism
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these are people who leave you and make you "alone" without "genuine care" and make you long for a true friend.
Miss X and Miss Y doesn't care if Miss R is alone. What a Fair weather friends! hmmph.
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Be Fair Be Vegan is a Community organisation whos set to brainwash uneducated people like themselves against the dairy industry as they don't know how it really works, and have there head to far up their own arse to find out the truth.
If they stopped and paid attention they would learn:
-Beef is tender and loves being served at a BBQ
-Lamb is really tender, the younger the better
BUT they insist in making these animals starve by eating all their food so they die slowly and in pain
Don't be a vegan, support a human death
Be fair be vegan animal sex & starvation - Chicken & oat sex
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when a nigga is in a lawn chair tryin to toss cookies and she pisses herself and telling her friend to throw a scruncci in her hair lol
alyssa are you okay?
maria: naw nigga i just pissed my pants puking
alyssa: do u want me to throw your hair back?
maria: yeah please throw a frunchie in my fair lol
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Fair Play Trophy: If there is a group of girls at a party and you pick out the ugliest or most desperate one, only because you´re sure you can bang her. Afterwards often blame it on the Alcohol the day after.
Frank: Hell no, look Brian kissing that fat and ugle girl. What´s going on with him?
Xavier: Well, it seems he is only going for the fair play trophy today
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A whore who chills at the bus stop, and puts out for enough money to ride the bus.
I love those bus fair ho's, a $1.70 and you can get anything you want!
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