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The meat curtains smacking off the leg during tango
Look at her dance you can see her floppy tango
When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard
When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
Floppy Stipes I was so drunk when I had sex with that chick last night. I can't for the life of me remember her name all I remembered seeing was Floppy toys coming out of a striped shirt.
Hey Bruh did you get with that Floppy Stripes chick again or what?
Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.
"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"
"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."
A girl whose vagina is so loose you can blow on it and it flops like a fish! it also smells like fish.
Derek: Damn! She bomb af ! ima holla!
James: night you don't want that , she fish floppy!
While sex used position. Woman kneels down and punches man's nuts. She then squeezes them. After he screams in pain, he inserts his penis into a bottle of coke. then he cums inside of it.
Let's do the floppy coral.
Having vaginal intercourse with a flaccid penis.
I was smacking her floppy style last night, didn't even get hard before I came.