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Typo herpes

The process of mis-typing words that tends to sporadically affect other people

I caught your "typo herpes"

Stay away from Bobby... He has typo herpes!

by PsychoLogic1989 March 18, 2018


Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!

They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.

by realrealbananapeel November 4, 2023


gona-sphi-herpe-aid

used to tell someone that some one else DEFINATELY has some sort of STD

Dan has had sex with so many chicks I think he has gona-sphi-herpe-aid

by Mary-Jo April 11, 2006


Sun Herpes

When sunburn in the facial region irritates your upper lip to a visible degree

"I had a great time at the pool yesterday. Too bad I forgot my sunscreen. I got some sun herpes that's been driving me nuts all day.

by Sebby10YNW May 27, 2020


herp a derp

idk

my brother: herp a derp
me:wtf

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX April 21, 2022


Irish Herpes

The light brown froth left on one’s upper lip when drinking a heavy, dark stout beer like Guinness.

It’s time to give myself a bad case of Irish Herpes.”

by EM2 June 21, 2023


Golf Herpes

When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.

Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.

by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023