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Something that your mother says after asking her to do you a favor. Even if she is doing nothing.
Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.
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A nice girl’s way of trying to spare your male fragile ego instead of saying flat out that they don’t like you and probably want you to leave them alone.
Nice Guy: So do you like want to go on a date with me friday night? *man I really want a piece of that ass*
Nice Girl: I'm sorry Charlie, I don't like you in that way.
*This guy is creepy, I don't want to offend him, he might turn into one of those stalkers.*
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This is another way of saying that you like something but aren't 100% sure that you will do it again.
Guy #1: What do you think of Guinness beer? Guy #2: I don't not like it!
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when you feel like eating "Chicken Tonight" Brand product .
richie:hey mom what's for dinner.
Mrs. Cunningham:I havent decided what im going to make yet.
Richie:I feel like chicken tonight!(rondulet)
Mrs. C:Sit on it ,its 1964.
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When someone leaves themselves logged in on facebook so you leave a prank status, and then you log out and immediately sign in as yourself and like the status, showing that you were the one who made it up.
Carl was the first one to like Frank's status about wanting to have sex with Justin Bieber, so I knew he was the one who came up with that great idea. It was his "I done it" like
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Kim Namjoon said this during a vlive March 17th 2017. It is a phrase we should all live by honestly.
Q: “Are you sick? You look sick?”
RM: “do I look like sick, I’m perfect, Im healthy”
Phrase: commonly used in the beginning, middle, or end of a sentence. Used as a filler for "um," "and," and "dude." Commonly paired with another phrase, "Scoinaaan." Does not need to refer to anything one actually said or a statement from the past.
"Like I said, we need to see what's scoinaaan with third shift. Like I said."
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