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'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.
What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.
It is a phrase used by young teenagers and is a question and is very susmogus.
Can I????
Used for asking only one thing.
Can I nut in that pussy?
Random guy approaches random girl
Guy: Can I?
Girl: *bends over*
Can I?
Can I have one of your old T-shirts
to wear it when missing you so much?
Can I have your smile
to brighten those rainy days?
Can I catch your hands
if you ever fall off the cliff? (Metaphor..)
Can I be there for you..
as whomever in your life?
Can I have your sweet embrace
at my old age..? (Less judgement by anybody, I guess..)
Can I listen to you playing guitar
even if just once in my life
even if it doesn't sound good..
even if you play wrong notes...?
Can I see you play soccer..
like you used to play..
at your young age..?
Can I take pictures of you..
using my phone camera..
to look back and look at..
when thinking of you?
Can you call me or directly talk to me?
Because I miss hearing your warm voice very much.
Can you text me regularly whenever you feel like it?
Because you are someone who I want to share stories with,
other than my family members,
nobody else.
According to so many thumbs-down you gave my post last time, I guess not.. :) still ask anyway.. I am serious about the shirt..
Can I?
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales February 12, 2022