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the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.
As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple
1. When someone knows the truth, hears the truth and sees the truth. And still continues to be dumb.
2. When someone is afraid of something that they don't understand. Refuses to understand it. Yet want to act as if they know everything about it.
Example 1.
Guy1. "I saw your girl creeping out of a hotel last week with another dude."
Guy2. "You're lying. My girl would never do that."
Guy1. "Look man. This girl is a hoe. Everyone sees it but you. You need to wake up." -shows proof.
Guy2. "Imma still be with her anyway. I don't care what you or anyone says."
Example2.
Girl1. "I can't fuck with someone with HIV. They can keep that shit."
Girl2. "You idiot. You act like it's airborne. There are people who live longer abd healthier lives wit the virus. Aids and HIV are not the same. They're more scared of you than you are of them. "
Girl1: " I studied it when I was in college. People can die from it. "
Girl2. " You can die from Aids, dummy. Not HIV. It can lead to Aids if not treated. God. You gotta be the simplest bitch on the planet. Simple bitch syndrome is real, y'all. "
A simple person is a person who is using the word simple as a cover for being an extremely complicated person. Such examples may include a person who calls themselves simple but may in fact be a person of notable status, fame, power or wealth.
"I am a simple person, I have no idea what you are talking about"
A way of speaking that is very simple straight talk, almost retarded. You betcha.
the phrase "Buck up or stay in the truck." is very Palin Simple.
A variety of song lyrics that cover a hard-hitting social issue, but only in the most literal, direct lyrics, often to give the impression that the song is deeper or more complicated while not alienating a potential audience who wouldn't understand the lyrics otherwise, especially on modern social media platforms like TikTok or Instagram.
"Hey, did you hear 'Victoria's Secret' by Jax?"
"Eh, the lyrics were that same Simple-Deep crap, makes the song feel too obvious."