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Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.
Teacher: Today we will be studying pi! Not, not cherry pie! (laughs)
Students: ...
Teacher humor.
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A large woman who talks about monks getting hotdogs. She is obsessed with farmville and her man. She wears a Zebra snuggie/blanket thing to attract the science teacher. She is quite beautiful but odd. She will teacher you all about Obama.
Civics teacher is hott
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A loser who has no life and spends all thier time finding new and pointless symbols in "classic" litturature such as the shitest book on earth Catcher And The Rye, Lord of The Flies and The Red Pony
Damn I hate my english teacher. Today she said that Holden's hat represents the state of humanity. WTF its a freakin hat.
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Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.
Angry Student 1: John got all A's again!
Angry Student 2: That's cause he's a teacher's petter.
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A syndrome educators experience in which they spend so much time in their specific field that they become fixated on it and discount other schools of thought. In extreme cases to the point of ignorantly insisting all other subjects should default to theirs.
Mr. Russel is suffering from teacher syndrome, he is habitually reminding everyone in his chemistry class that everything is chemistry, books are chemistry, math is chemistry, and PE is chemistry.
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A "teacher" who doesn't actually know how to teach so he/she just has students read out of the textbook, memorize vocab words from the textbook and answer review questions from the textbook. Now many "textbook teachers" often use documentaries in place or with of the textbook. On rare cases a decent teacher will resort to a textbook teacher like teaching strategy because the class is to immature to handle anything else, but in 90% of cases the teacher is just lazy or stupid. These teachers classes are undoubtedly the most boring classes you'll have, and make an ideal period for napping, texting, and finishing work for other classes.
Steve: Wow, that chemistry experiment was so awesome, that kid who sits next to me almost lit the whole room on fire. It was sick! Did your class do it?
Joe: No we just read the directions for the experiment in the textbook in class. Mr. Smith is kind of a textbook teacher.
Steve: That sucks.
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A teacher who helps students for personal gain.
A student is on fire. Super teacher waits until school administration is near before he/she puts out the fire.
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