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In New Jersey, people don't know how to drive. When it comes to stop signs, people don't necessarily stop, they just kind of tap the brakes a bit and then jump out to cut off whoever might be coming the other way.
"He Jersey rolled a stop sign so we pulled him over"
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the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you
person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!
you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!
Jersey-Rae is very beautiful, she sleeps and talks a lot. She is very shy until she knows you. Very pretty eyes. She is also very smart and respectful , she cares about everyone.
Person 1- Woah who’s that pretty girl?
Person 2- That’s Jersey-Rae.
The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best
“My bestie Jersey” “Jersey the name is beautiful”
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When a girl is hot with looks clearly derivative of a typical Jersey girl. (i.e. sweat pants partially unzipped hoodie, sweatshirt) Usually has long black hair, is Italian. Possibly obnoxious and loudly annoying.
Guy 1: she's pretty hot
Guy 2: yea but she's 'jersey hot'
Guy 1: too bad I'm not a douche bag, I'd be all over her
Nutmeg and water mixed together to recreationally use.
Dorian: Dude theres shadow people coming after me!
Dave: You sure it ain't that Jersey Lean?
A term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. Usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. Use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. Named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, badass New Jerseyans.
"I jersey-walked through the entire store and got all my shopping done in 10 minutes flat."