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In New Jersey, people don't know how to drive. When it comes to stop signs, people don't necessarily stop, they just kind of tap the brakes a bit and then jump out to cut off whoever might be coming the other way.
"He Jersey rolled a stop sign so we pulled him over"
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the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you
person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!
you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!
Jersey-Rae is very beautiful, she sleeps and talks a lot. She is very shy until she knows you. Very pretty eyes. She is also very smart and respectful , she cares about everyone.
Person 1- Woah who’s that pretty girl?
Person 2- That’s Jersey-Rae.
When a girl is hot with looks clearly derivative of a typical Jersey girl. (i.e. sweat pants partially unzipped hoodie, sweatshirt) Usually has long black hair, is Italian. Possibly obnoxious and loudly annoying.
Guy 1: she's pretty hot
Guy 2: yea but she's 'jersey hot'
Guy 1: too bad I'm not a douche bag, I'd be all over her
Nutmeg and water mixed together to recreationally use.
Dorian: Dude theres shadow people coming after me!
Dave: You sure it ain't that Jersey Lean?
Being "jersey-hearted" means that we approach life from a place of inner strength, resiliency, courage, integrity, authenticity and truth. People that are jersey-hearted possess a rare heart, a heart making them capable of doing the miraculous. ( Only the people who possess the heart are the talented and gifted. ) Therefore, standing out because of they’re power, will, uniqueness, and creativeness.
Superman lived such a jersey-hearted life.
Only someone jersey-hearted can be a survivor.
The process of during a gay orgy, all individuals climax at the same time, and upon this the moans performed post coitus creates a musical chord- to truly resemble the bond that compares to the Jersey Boys
Dude 1: "yo, did you hear of that Jersey Boyz up at Philip's last night?"
Dude 2: "oh shit yeah that was a pretty good D minor"