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Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's
Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.
AKA Splash Tash
The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.
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The act of busting a mad nut in a fruit rollup, then wrapping it in a Crab-Rangoon manner and presenting it to your female companion for the most delightful and delicious consumption.
I gave my girl a Jizz-Rangoon the other day; We've never been so close in my life.
When a guy ejaculates and farts at the same time.
My girl likes thunder jizz, so I ordered taco bell.
Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.
Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?
Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.
A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.
I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.
When a girl takes on a load in her mouth and passes it on to another female friend who happily recieves the seed by kiss, or laying on her back and letting the first girl drip/spit it down on her.
"I keep getting spam about jizz swapping, what the hell is that!"
-anon
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