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jizz-riddled

To be completely soaked/inundated with semen. Can apply to people or inanimate objects.

1. We've been having sex all day. I am completely jizz-riddled from head to toe.

2. Look at that poor bukake girl- her face is jizz-riddled!

3. I jerked him off several times last night. My sheets and blanket are jizz-riddled.

by Rosa Sparks February 17, 2014


jizz brian

a retard

"haha jizz brian 🦶🏿 cumbrian >: ahaha jīžź břæįň"

by rawrxdrawrxdrawrxdrawrxd October 24, 2019


jizz on dress

A dirty dress or artist jizz andres

Thats so jizz on dress

by Richard of armas November 5, 2021


Thunder Jizz

When a guy ejaculates and farts at the same time.

My girl likes thunder jizz, so I ordered taco bell.

by 1luckypenny September 7, 2017


jizzness trip

A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.

I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.

by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016


jizz cake

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.

Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.

by T Baggins July 16, 2011


jizz shower

1. When a man has multiple orgasms causing him to shoot hot sperm uncontrollably once he starts.

2. Literal: A Man who spews his sperm fluids without end for what seems to be a long period of time.

1. " I waited with anticipation as he began to cum, my face was wet, then wetter, then completely covered and he was still coming. It looked as though I were rained on, dunked in cum, I was taking a jizz shower!"

by Trinity R January 13, 2008

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