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An old monk who falls in wells, shatters glasses, and has a usual response of "OH!".
Abi: Good evening Juan
Juan El Picante: "OH!MAY THE LORD BE WITH YE!"
Juan Pablo Botello, also known and JP or Pablo is a yeehaw boy who likes to act like he can claim Atlanta.
Juan Pablo Botello is the stupidest person you will ever meet but also the funniest. He is a light of happiness and a the single handed best person to be around. While he might say dumb things a lot, he makes up for it with his kindness, humor, and great personality. He’s hardworking and very smart in the educational sense. Juan Pablo is admirable and an obvious asset to any scenario or as someone in your life. A quality person to have 24/7. Reliable, genuine, and kind hearted at all points of the day. His confidence and motivation are admirable.
Juan pablo is creative and has a really good taste in music. He is incredibly well-rounded; being educated in traditional concepts like business and finance while also taking interest in art, fashion, and other generally creative concepts. He’s energetic, and uplifts those around him. In addition to him being kind, he’s fun, can get along with anyone, & a BADDIE even though he is 5’2.
The only bad quality he has is that he will leave you on read at least once a day, and only knows one dance move.
Who the fuck is Juan Pablo?
Juan Pablo Botello slid in my dms 3 times
When you have a small weiner.
That dude was juan inch long.
1. Something you say when you want to do something again.
2. Teabag's boat name.
3. Fishing boat in Zihutanejo, Mexico.
4. Daft Punk song.
Danno - Jollaray Juan Mo Time?
Dock owner - If you guys don't leave I'm calling the Navy.
Danno - Call the Navy. We're busy. Mohgs you need to jollaray Juan Mo Time.
A feeble and decrepit One Liner presented to a female by a wannabe Don Juan.
Did you see him get rejected by that cougar? Ha, he must've given her a Don Juan-liner.
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The sexual act of licking your own anus while wearing a sombrero.
That was the best Don Juan Capristrano yet.
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The smartest Juan of them all! A combination of one of the greatest StarWars Jedi, Obi-Wan Kenobi and the most commonly used Mexican name, Juan. This person is probably really into StarWars, but isn't nerdy enough to go on and call themselves the actual StarWars name, and so they do things to it to make it seem more authentic and original. Another StarWarsMix name a Juan will use is Juan Solo, which mixes Han Solo's name with Juan.
Obi-Juan Kenobi: my favorite episode has always been episode V.
R-2Pac: beep boop.
Juan Solo: mine's IV.
Anniekin Skywalker: nerd :P
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