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It is a sexual position that is so difficult too explain, just imagine how difficult it is to do. Its so difficult that it. Has reach mythological status and most people doubt its existance entirely.
I told my boy i was doin the kansas city bopper to this chick and he just cut me off mid story like " Just stop it, nobody even knows if the kansas city bopper exists, its like the phantom of the opera a myth"
When you throw up pizza while giving a blowjob, and you use it as an extra liquid because you just smoked a shit ton of weed and you have cottonmouth.
Girl 1: Girl, You have no idea, what happened last nights.
Girl 2: Tell me!! Tell me!!
Girl 1: I was giving this guy head last night, after I smoke a shit ton of pot, and ate a lot of pizza.. and I threw up my pizza while giving him head!! I gave him a Kansas Pizzeria!!
Concordia High School the place where dreams die honestly it is the worst school you can never attend to mostly known for its bullying racism it's stupid people Concordia people think that they're cool just because they bully people on their looks when they look ugly as hell or if it's on your race hey it's not my fault that there's 400 white people and there's only three black kids that are School Concordia is known for its drugs math going around the town bongs cigarettes any of these could be found in Concordia so that's it for you like we say Concordia where dreams die
Concordia Kansas sucks
When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.
Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.
A sickness that leaves the person confused and disoriented after visiting Kansas or even thinking about going to Kansas.
“I have been thinking about going to Kansas for a while, but for some reason, I can’t remember why. Wait, why am I in the grocery store again?”
“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
While having intercourse, the male rotates while penetrating the female until she loses consciousness, much like the tornado in “The Wizard of Oz”. When she awakes, you must be in a witch costume or else she’ll be allowed to crush you with her house.
My wife and I have been looking for new ways to spice things up. Just last week we tried a Kansas Smackdown, and boy was I unprepared.
“Kansas people have their own language. All they say is ope”