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karma parking

It is the nagging feeling that if you do something bad, you won't get that cherry parking space or some dude will pull right in front of you as you pull in. It is particularly bad at colleges where the idea of every man for himself combines with late for class. So you spend your life trying to build up parking karma, and are always frustrated.

Damn it, that dude just pulled right in front of me and took my space. I shouldn't have called Becka a bitch last night. Karma Parking!!!

by Bozlog February 13, 2014


karma box

A box filled with clothes you no longer want, usually in a college dorm setting, that others can take from freely.

Person 1: Where did you get that sweater?
Person 2: I grabbed it from the karma box at a party last week!
Person 1: Wow, I can't believe they got rid of something so cute!

by Stacy's Mama October 02, 2018


Chicken karma

The indian chicken was bad chekan and his karma is he is now curry๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”

Oh this be bad curry must be chicken karma

by Chekan September 24, 2017


e-karma

The total effect of a person's actions and conduct on email and the Internet during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's email and Internet fate.

Some cruel e-karma blocked Teri from sending any emails to Jane's email address.

by MOCLaw May 04, 2011


Karma's a bitch

Karma, the good or bad luck that comes from your former acts, always occurs. To name one example: If you were a bad girl, did some bad things, swore you did it all for fun and it meant nothing. People would even go as far as to say it never happened, and if it were a secret, like, for example, when a tree falls in the forest (no one hears it). People also can say, for example, if it was a late night, and another crazy mood, and you didn't think twice what is would do to them. A specific cause of Karma is if you were a wild child, and they always knew it. A common exclaim is that it was a matter of time before they blew it. Karma commands that thou shall not lie, and thou shall not cheat, thou shall now get caught, or there is a slight chance you'll end up like me.

"Karma's a bitch, I should have known better. If I had a wish I would've never effed around. When I saw the pics of you and her I felt the knife twist. Karma's a bitch. And she's with you right now."

by Sawyerrrrr April 25, 2024


karma queen

the karma queen is looking for an excuse to exert itself in anybody's business

the karma queen

by heterophobicraginghomosexual July 20, 2022


#KARMA

Trump

POTUS Trump: #Karma is nasty. Very nasty!

by Ital Dre October 02, 2020