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Karma Ghia

The lifestyle/personal-choices-caused inevitability of your buying a cute antique VW sports car.

I wanted an Austin-Healey, but on my "modest" income, all I could afford was this crappy somewhat-look-alike piece of tin --- guess it was Karma Ghia.

by QuacksO September 30, 2018


Karma's a bitch

Karma, the good or bad luck that comes from your former acts, always occurs. To name one example: If you were a bad girl, did some bad things, swore you did it all for fun and it meant nothing. People would even go as far as to say it never happened, and if it were a secret, like, for example, when a tree falls in the forest (no one hears it). People also can say, for example, if it was a late night, and another crazy mood, and you didn't think twice what is would do to them. A specific cause of Karma is if you were a wild child, and they always knew it. A common exclaim is that it was a matter of time before they blew it. Karma commands that thou shall not lie, and thou shall not cheat, thou shall now get caught, or there is a slight chance you'll end up like me.

"Karma's a bitch, I should have known better. If I had a wish I would've never effed around. When I saw the pics of you and her I felt the knife twist. Karma's a bitch. And she's with you right now."

by Sawyerrrrr April 25, 2024


toe karma

when something good happens to you, then your toe starts to hurt. it's the way the universe evens things out.

person 1- i got a new car, now my toe hurts
person 2- sounds like toe karma

by thatonethere April 11, 2021


karma queen

the karma queen is looking for an excuse to exert itself in anybody's business

the karma queen

by heterophobicraginghomosexual July 20, 2022


#KARMA

Trump

POTUS Trump: #Karma is nasty. Very nasty!

by Ital Dre October 2, 2020


Karma Film

This is when you do something bad or act selfishly without taking into account the amazing balance of the universe and forget that Karma is going to come and bite you in the arse. Your fast ass gets chomped badly by Karma as if you're in a film. Hence, Karma Film. Booya!

"Do you think you'll be friends with him again?" "No... He's got his Karma Film coming at him."

by fuckyoubuddy October 30, 2011


Flex karma

The bad stuff that happens to you when you show off and try to act cool. flex, flexing, flexin, show off, showing off, cocky, arrogant, bad boy, bad girl, bad actor, dick wagging, showoff, badass, karma, what goes around comes around, payback

I thought that musclehead was so tough strutting around the gym. He shoved that skinny dude and got knocked out. That's flex karma, baby!

by joecoolthefool July 1, 2016