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Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object
Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
Critical hit. Used in the terrible translated Vietnamese version of Pokemon Crystal.
Croc SCRAAH!
HIT TO KEY!
Used to describe a Dodge Challenger SRT Hell Cat buy it Red Key which is used to unlock all 707 bhp
Ey man did you see Jamie got that Red key challenger
It means I get what I want when I want it.
Wow Tiffani is such a key princess. She literally said “Fuck you bitches”
Person 1: whoa look at Olivia Keys
Person 2: Don't you mean 'God'?
When you try to type key board but your fingers are retarded.
My key beard is broken
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now
A sarcastic comment after one fails at life or at a homework assignment. In the creator's case, after he failed on a homework assignment.
"And I know it's probably going to be wrong, but abate?"
*teacher*= "Yep, that's wrong."
*my friend*= "FAILURE IS KEY!" -claps-
-entire classroom starts clapping-
*creator*= -gives "failure is key" speech-