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Suge Knight

A copycat fake Uncle Phil wannabe hit man record producer mainly known for producing the worst and biggest deaths in hip-hop history.

That fat man is not just a Knight and armor, he’s Suge Knight!

by Zero2infinity January 26, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


The Dark Knight

It was an OK movie released in 2008, but wouldn't have gotten as much hype if Heath Ledger were dead.

Sequel to "Batman Begins".

1 year ago: WTF is "The Dark Knight"

Now: "OMFG HEATH LEDGER WAS THE BEST JOKER EVAR AND LYKE THE BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE EVR MADE! HEATH IS A GOD AND CHRISTIAN BALE IS SOOOO HOT!"

Me: *Stabs self in the ear with a pencil*

by seemeglimmeringinyourpants2 December 11, 2008

41πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


Fat Knighting

Being an apologist for fatness by defending and/or making excuses for fat people. While one can fat knight for either sex, in the wild, it's only ever done for fat women. Often, fat knighting involves shaming thinner women in order to make fat women will feel better about themselves.

Jack: *Whistles* Damn! Look at THAT land whale!
Jim: Hey, c'mon, man! That's not cool! How do you know she doesn't suffer from thyroid disease?
Jack: Oh, STFU, Jim! You're always fat knighting!

by Jack.Rayner February 23, 2014

9πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


mega knight

Really overpowered card in a game called "Clash Royale".

Wow that Mega Knight destroyed my tower!

by plopkoleopoloe November 27, 2017

28πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


pizza knight

the action of doing some thing for no reason. used when you have nothing to say

some times found in the middle of a sentence, again for no reason...
some times used as a noun, adverb or pizza knight

"will 'pizza knight' corn muffen?"

by bobrio July 25, 2004

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


White Knight

A white knight is a guy that defends and protects girls for no reason.

Unlike regular knights who's acts are steeped in desire, a white knight truly desires nothing more than her well being, and would rather be somebody who really loves them and really cares for them, to harrowing inconvenience, in loss and to be that real, existing inside another heart in a way that can never end pathetically, generically and foolishly.

I white knight for girls. That's what I do.

by robotlegcommando November 3, 2011

55πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž


White Knight

when your buddy (typically Ryan) does too much cocaine and can’t control his urges, which ultimately leads to him losing his job and his life spiraling downwards.

Yo dude, you’re being a real White Knight, and the brodies are getting real concerned. Please lay off the yak for a bit m8.

by crazyqban June 28, 2019

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž