Max is just a real piece of shit. Nobody likes Max
*Max enters room.
*Everyone else leaves the room
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A tall fat young man who has a passion for noncing on little kids.Presumibly between the age of 40 and 80 and has a small penis.Gets beaten at home and loves a good ram by his homosexual family members.Usually has a sexual relationship with a nonce called Nathan who is usually Scottish.Usually wears nhs quality and stolen specs.Whips around in a double decker bus.
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Max is a very nice person usually he always wears his chubacka sweater and he always swears his friends arenβt the greatest I donβt like the twig
Wow hi max your awfully nice today
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The twat that's only nice when wants something, horrible to all of his friends, spoilt boy who uses his parents money, makes fun of mental illnesses
James:why do people like that Max?.
Tom:I don't know he takes the piss out of people with mental illnesses.
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Max is a fucking retarded as wipe who makes a sexual joke every time he can with his gross face and disgusting limp dick attitude
Max Iβm gonna drop kick your loony toons ass
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