Mommy Tank Mafia

Mommy Tank Mafia is a group of crossover SUVs all poorly parked outside Trader Joe’s, Starbucks, Target, Panera and other basic bitch restaurants and stores. They are usually parked over the lines and crooked.

“Sorry, I couldn’t find a decent spot to park because the Mommy Tank Mafia screwed up the whole lot.”

Mommy baked cookie

The absolute best type of cookie concievable... and it just so happens it's made by your mum

hey bro canz i have that cookie?

No way fucker, this is a mommy baked cookie

aww man...

Dommy Mommy

Dommy mommy is a sexy animal often occuring in ones dream cooking in the kitchen. Dommy mommies also have stretchy chickens.

Dommy Mommy gave me a rubber chicken.

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Daddy/mommy kink

When you love to call your significant other daddy or mommy. People with this kink will usually like it roughy and want to be dominated

Sub: Daddy play with me. DADDY PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Dom/daddy: now little one don’t yell at daddy or I will destroy that p**sy of yours. ( daddy/mommy kink)

Sub : OH MOMMY

Mommy/ dom: good girl. Your mommies (daddy/mommy kink )

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mommy daddy dance

quiet sex so the kids do not wake up

we did the mommy daddy dance under the covers in the missionary position sunday night between 9:15 and 9:19 with the lights off and the dog outside

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fuck me mommy

lesbians

'ahhhh~ mommy i'm gonna cum!" her breasts jiggled.

'cum for me baby~'

and they came together. breasts squishing
devouring the cum
or sub boys
'ahh~ mommy and i being a good boy for you?'
'yes so g-OO-d. faster baby boy~!'

"fuck me mommy~! make me cum all over you large titties!"

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Are you my mommy?

Another way to irritate people on CoD online play that take it too seriously.

You: "Are you my mommy?"
Person you are annoying: "NO I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY!!!"
You: "Are you sure?"
Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
You: "Ok.....Mommy"
Person you are annoying: "FUCK OFF!!!"
You:................................................MOMMY!!!!!!"

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