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Is when you face plant while skateboarding and you tear the meat off of your upper lip.
Adam: I was skateboarding today and i got a nasty Filipino Mustache.
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When a dude cant grow hair in the very middle of their 'stache. Like how Noah parted the Red Sea, His mustache is empty in the middle.
"yo did you see Nick's Red Sea Mustache? , It was bare in the middle"
When a police officer pulls over a woman/man and eats their ass out in exchange for a warning. During, the "victim" poops and squirts a "police baby mustache" on the officer.
"Sargent, you were clean shaven this morning, is that a police baby mustache?"
it is a very big cat, who some how has a mustache.
cat 1: look at my mustache
cat 2: cool, you now a fat cat with a mustache.
cat 1: I so happy
Per Bill Wurtz, a metonym/synonym for the austrian-born german pussy known as Adolf Hitler
Bill Wurtz: Germany's back featuring Hitler: The Angry Mustache Model
When you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published
My definition wasn't good enough so I'm putting the mustache on the unicorn
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To have to listen to someone ramble on and on, absolutely dominating the conversation, and leaving you with no room to participate in or exit the conversation.
Boss: Why are you late?!
Employee: Sorry, I was on my way but I got caught in Rallan's Mustache.
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