dog soup

('30s soda shop slang) Water.

Can I get a glass of dog soup?

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Bowling For Soup

A band originating in Wichita Falls, Texas. After releasing ROCK ON HONORABLE ONES!!! they moved to Denton, Texas. in 2000, LETS DO IT FOR JOHNNY came out with many hilarious songs including their first single, "The Bitch Song". in 2002, they released DRUNK ENOUGH TO DANCE with 2 singles: "Girl All The Bad Guys Want" and "Emily". Bowling For Soup then re-released the album with "Punk Rock 101", which is the reason why many people think they are poseurs. In mid 2004, Bowling For Soup released their biggest and best album, A HANGOVER YOU DON'T DESERVE. It contained singles "1985", "Almost", and more recently, "Ohio (Come Back To Texas)". This album was VERY similar to Blink-182 and Sum 41's style of just having fun except a little less obnoxious.

A lot of people hate this band for a few reasons:
1: The overplaying of the song "1985" on the radio.
2: They're WAY too busy bitching about what's punk and what's not
3: They just don't like them, which is acceptable, but some people make fun of others for listening to "fake music"

So, Bowling for Soup is a great band. They just need more fans.

Real fan: I love Bowling For Soup! I have heard just about all of their songs and I can't get enough of them! Rock on Honorable ones!!!

Teenybopper: OMG I WUV BFS!!! JAWET IS SO HOTT!!! NOT NOW IS BEST SONG!!! HATERS BURN IN HELL!!!

Real hater: I am not a fan of Bowling For Soup. I have heard just about all of their songs and I don't like it. However, I accept the fact that some people may like this band.

Retard: BFS suxx0rz!!! 1985 sux THERE4, BfS SUXXXXXXXXXX!!!! FanZ BERN IN HeLl!1!!11!1!!!1!!1!2

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Soup Boobs

Boobs that are so big you could use them as a tray to hold food.

'Crap! Don't make me laugh. My tray'll slip off my boobs! Oh no, I spilt some soup'
*LICKS*

'DUDE! YOU GOT SOUP BOOBS!'

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nut soup

The sweat the gathers around a mans balls and crotch during hot and humid weather.

Jimmy; Damn dude, it sure is a hot one.

Kendall; Yeah man, These nuthuggin jeans sure don't help! pretty soon they're gonna be soaked in nut soup!

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soup up

to make something stronger, faster, bigger, harder. Most commonly used when creating a player in sports video games.

You need to soup up your player. He is so weak right now.
The gulf of mexico soups up the hurricanes that form there.

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mushroom soup

The cream that shoots out of a guys mushroom at the climax of a blowjob and swallowed - the soup that's mmm mmm good!

While I was with my boyfriend last night, we made a hot dinner and I had his famous mushroom soup! Delicious!

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Soup Bowl

The act of cupping your hand around your asshole, farting, then carrying the stench still in your cupped hand to the mouth/nose area of someone you dislike.

Playah: "Hey bitch, you want a soup bowl?"
*BBBBRRRRRAPPPP*
(soup bowls victim)
Victim: "ARGGGGGGGH!!"

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